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Life & Advice by Laurianne Macdonald, B.A.Sc., MPH, CTh, and GEHA, IHA, and RTT Certified Practitioner

Conversant Christians: The Resurrection and Ascension of our Redacted, Regurgitated, and Radicalized Religion

No thanks to our pansophic, political, and ‘so called’ pious leaders.

Enrolling in the rebellion is easy. Simply ask yourself if demons and angels – heaven and hell – good and evil exist. Do you believe in a creator with wisdom and insight enough to know life on Earth, never mind all things in the universe and beyond could and would not exist, grow, or continue without the potential energy conversion created by two equal but opposing forces‽

If you answered YES, please leave a comment that explains why, what you have seen or the things you’ve experienced to make you so certain of the cosmic conflux between good and evil.

If your answered NO, then go back to the beginning. Do not pass GO. Do not collect the prize. You clearly have scales covering your eyes and are one of the poor souls who have swallowed demonic deceit hook, line, and sinker. Unfortunately for you, the last crossroad was 2000 years in the past. Now there is no amount of money to pay or nothing anybody can say to stop your devolution and death… barring an exorcism, according to Pope Leo.

¶But wait… by mercy and grace, there is a second chance promised. One so brilliant and overt there will be no denying it. The New Testament tells us that no one knows the day or hour, but those that are ready will hear the call, see the signs, and gather the elect who ascend as judges.

And yes… that means the next realm holds tables for those that see and believe and can make that leap of faith even though they are underdressed, ill-equipped, and late to the party. Even while images of Mario in Donkey Kong pop into my head I cannot help but think how very Christ like the invitation.

If you’ve made it this far it should be easy to see how this whole Christianity thing is all about moving forward, reaching the next level, saving souls even before they know they need saving. Christ was, indeed, my favorite rebel. So humble in his pinpointed arguments against the dark abandon.

He gave His life not to defeat his brother in arms, but rather shatter the myopic view of the dark into thousands of tiny bits.

Oh, blasphemer you call me at the suggestion that Lucifer was Christ’s brother.

How easily you forget who and why they were created. So, let me send you into the following history lesson with one filter: John 1:5 – “The Light shines in the darkness and the darkness does not overcome it,” 

In Ezekiel 28:12–19, Satan is depicted as an anointed guardian cherub who was created in perfection, full of wisdom and beauty, and placed in Eden, the garden of God to protect it. General knowledge tells us he enjoyed the fruits of creation, until pride cast him against the creator and he was banished from the garden. Satan, was the original rebel but never cast from God’s presence. The Book of Job, which takes place centuries after Eden, depicts Satan still presenting himself before God and moving freely between Heaven and Earth (Job 1:6-7).

In the great scheme of things, Satan was necessary. And The Father knew. Isaiah 46:10 declares God’s omniscience as knowing beginning to end, indicating His complete knowledge and control over future events: “I declare the end from the beginning, and from ancient times what is still to come.”

According to the quran, written some 2000 years after the Torah, Satan is referred to as God’s first created being, giving him the name Azazil: “morning star”- rising light from the east. The sun? That which we could not live without? Must I remind you that the Pharos were ousted centuries before the quran for believing the sun was God.

God created the sun.

Genesis 1:16 says “God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night. He made the stars also.” This is to say that rest from the light of day also provides what we need to survive. Both light and darkness promote health, healing, and the wholeness in mind, body, and spirit.

What I’m trying to describe is how the histories of Satan and Christ are the platforms we jump from in the virtual realization of our soul.

The problem with the fact that the Catholic church disavows The Book of Enoch and the Dead Sea Scrolls confirming his scripture is you do not have the hacks volume that lets you win. If you have not read The Book of Enoch or heard the debate regarding the Dead Sea Scrolls, stop here and do some research, reading, and then return to move ahead.

Fortunately for us, there have been even more instructions given on how to win.

Have you ever wondered what secrets the forty days between Christ’s resurrection and ascension might hold? What the Essene Gospels from Christ’s time traveling the Asian continent reveal about how He thought and what He taught? What his soul mate, Mary Magdalene, might have to say about their time together and what He told her as the first person to see Him in divine form?

What are they holding back? Why was His confirmed divinity redacted to eight sightings; a convenient and defendable number to ascribe in theological theory. I mean, maybe I’m lambasting, but does it make sense that God didn’t make a bigger effort to connect the dots for humanity after the suffering and supplication of His earthbound son. Can’t logic finally trump theory?

We are and have been living in the dark.

Speaking of which, cant we all (except the Muslims) finally agree that it is the convergence of the masculine with the famine to which all that is divine is born: Love, family, legacy, wholeness, healing, and the future… presupposes if not confirms the paramount importance of the union of man and woman. In so doing, bring ourselves to question why the Catholic church continues to refuse to assign Mary Magdalene her rightful place as Christ’s wife, spiritual partner, and favored apostle.

Or why they’ve now ordained same sex marriage.

Now that I am sure both your hands are raised because of this little history lesson in divine ascension, I must tell you to stop asking the teachers and preachers. They have neglected to ask why their baskets of fish are empty. The pantheon of learned leaders is as corrupt as every politician. The academic annals of ascendance are as anemic as Lucy Westenra.

Luke 12:2, declares, “There is nothing concealed that will not be disclosed, and nothing hidden that will not be made known.” 

If you have made it this far, then you know the world is in chaos, the prophecies in the Bible are coming true, and you have felt or even struggled with a deep unspoken knowing that “the time is nigh”. You may have even, like me, begun to prepare with fasting, purification, and constant prayer.

And like me, you may even feel the answer to that question bubbling a current of certainty in your spiritual caldron. A cauldron stewing with the fear of doubt and rejection society has propagated for decades while still bursting with anticipation and knowing: Everyone should know what you know in your mind, body, and soul.

I think that is what Jesus felt while preaching.

I stopped going to church when my adulterous husband was afforded more accommodation and redemption than I, according to the church. Trying to see his affair and complete emotional and financial abandonment of me and our two children as a failure on my part held about as much water as the fishnet stockings my husbands girlfriend wore.

Yes, that was more than forty years ago. But I don’t see the Catholic church or even our most recent and “Westernized” Pope making headway on the archaic patriarchal oppression and spiritual growth of humanity. I mean come hell and highwater, Leo is blessing ice cubes to keep the AWFUL (political acronym for “affluent white female urban liberal) from dousing Christian artifacts in Campbell’s soup.

If Leo had real faith in God, he would believe God’s got this. And he would help the anarchists, feminists, and satanists see that they are more to blame for the crazy imbalances in the world than constraint conservatives, man or woman, who spend their time grateful and happy rather than creating chaos.

Both edges of a double bladed sword kill.

I believe God’s got this. I believe He has known the end from the beginning. And I believe humanity, if it can pull itself together, will rise to the next level. I pray that other’s can see the signs, realize that history repeats itself, and that balance is determined by leverage. The cosmic fulcrum belongs to God. But we choose which way the lever teeters. In the context of spiritual warfare, Ephesians 6:17 says it best. “The sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God is the believer’s weapon”.

This lesson is more than biblical. More than ancient. If you do not want to believe in God, then go back to Sanskrit, Buddhist, and other ancient teaching like the Tao, and Indus histories. All I can say is I hope you do not miss the next. But you must stop protesting on street corners, spitting in your neighbors face, and creating chaos.

True virtue, holiness, and rebellion begins with self reflection, prayer, and rebuking all that is not aligned with God’s purpose. Flip your table of idols, addictions, and pride before you toll your chaotic heart in the temple of God (Earth).

Yes, the reality of good and evil goes way beyond the war between Israel and Iran. Look deeper people. Reach below the surface. Spend more than 8 minutes on the redemption of your soul. I promise. You will be surprised and rewarded by what you find. Better… so much better than level 22.

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